Good Clean Time-Wastin’ Fun

Because mental gymnastics helps to pass the idle moments, doesn’t contribute to your carbon footprint, doesn’t exploit anyone (at least not so they find out about it) and keeps you sharp into your old age. That last is what I’m told.
This is how you play the Ghostess’s Amazing and Amusing Title Change:
Take a title. It can be a song, a book, a movie, a TV show or a game. Add one word (the, a, an don’t count as a word so you can use them as needed; also and and but, I guess) and see how the whole concept of that book, song, movie, etc. can change dramatically and hilariously. Some of my very own examples:
“The Scarlet Letter Sweater.”
“Catch-22 Viruses.”
“Dog Ate the Bounty Hunter.”
“Polka Band of Brothers.” (Oom-pah, oom-pah!)
“Charlie and the Tainted Chocolate Factory.”
“Gone With the Wind Chimes.”
“Sesame Street Snacks.”
“The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon’s Gin.”


2 Responses to “Good Clean Time-Wastin’ Fun”

  1. lumay Says:

    Oh… this is good!

    • ghostscribe Says:

      Glad you like! Here’s a few more:
      The Last Dirty Picture Show
      Wonder-Bra Woman
      A Fish Called Wanda Names
      The Man in the Gray Flannel Leisure Suit
      Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone.

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